This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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