she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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