Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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