Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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