There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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