therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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