Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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