Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Randomize
