I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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