I wish I could punch you in the face.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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