So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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