It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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