Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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