My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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