that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
it's like heaven, but drunker
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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