If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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