Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
