Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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