Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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