is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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