so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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