I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
do herpes really smell.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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