Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
When are your genitals available?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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