Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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