420 ftw
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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