I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Randomize