At least make sure they are 18
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I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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