Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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