it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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