But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize