Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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