She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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