walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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