How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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