Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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