Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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