where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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