I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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