oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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