Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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