he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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