Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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