Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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