But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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