Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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