your room smells of hookers.
And success
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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