Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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