So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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