How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I don't think brook has ever known best
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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