i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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