I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
wow bdsm is so cute
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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