Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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